Stevens Miller has a blog post about how the new magisterial districts are to be named by the supervisors of the respective districts, but, for some reason, he objects to any district being called "Dulles." Although he also would oppose naming any district "Miller" (as if the thought of that even in jest exists anywhere but his ego), unconfirmed reports have Mr. Miller supporting the following naming scheme:
Old District Name New District Name
Sterling Big Fat Stinky Head's District
Blue Ridge Miller Ridge
Broad Run Miller Run
Sugarland Run Millerland Run - Amended
Just a little fun, folks.